STABHEAD AND HIS VALIANT STEED

Not only is this freaking awesome, but a perfect representation of the life Toad and I lead. Fighting crime by day and saving the world by night, I ride on Toad's back as we travel to far away lands, discovering the strangest and most obscure of creatures. Of course, we shall not forget the day we discovered the most deranged creature, going by the name of "Shnell." Her mile-long trails of slime provide an essential method of travel for those long nights when we're too tired to continue on. Along them we slide, resting our weary heads as we desperately await the blinding sun's awakening from the five corners of the Earth, another page in history crying to be made.

OH MY GOD YOU JUST MADE MY DAY/NIGHT

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I LOLED. IT IS TRUELY EPIC. THANK YOU SNAIL! ;3;

I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR PRESENTS TOO ;DDD

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-CREEPY SMILE-

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