This is my son
1. This child is not yours. Descresendo is the retarded one.
2. It's totally not.
3. I did this in like 20 minutes. I could make it work if I wanted to.
4. That's because i drank while i was pregnant.
5. That's the pot calling the kettle black.
6. See? It's awesome.
7. Because all the cool kids are doing it.
8. No. Do better.
9. He doesn't have one just to piss you off.
10. I just lost the game.
2. It's totally not.
3. I did this in like 20 minutes. I could make it work if I wanted to.
4. That's because i drank while i was pregnant.
5. That's the pot calling the kettle black.
6. See? It's awesome.
7. Because all the cool kids are doing it.
8. No. Do better.
9. He doesn't have one just to piss you off.
10. I just lost the game.
1. Fine. I thought Decrescendo was the gay one and Sarah was the retarded one.
2. It hardcore is. I think one of the characters on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air has that name.
3. You would need a really long scarf.
4. Is that what you spent all those food stamps on?
5. Technically, it's the pot calling the kettle white.
6. Shhh.
7. If all the cool kids were jumping off a cliff, would he do it?
8. I'll try harder.
9. It worked. Everytime I see Catherine's name in my contacts, I cringe.
10. What a coinkydink, me too. ;D
2. It hardcore is. I think one of the characters on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air has that name.
3. You would need a really long scarf.
4. Is that what you spent all those food stamps on?
5. Technically, it's the pot calling the kettle white.
6. Shhh.
7. If all the cool kids were jumping off a cliff, would he do it?
8. I'll try harder.
9. It worked. Everytime I see Catherine's name in my contacts, I cringe.
10. What a coinkydink, me too. ;D
1. You have the same name, so he's retarded too. And gay. He has sex with Lamar cause they're only half brothers.
2. Well they're the whitest black people ever.
3. Surre.
4. Yes...
5. Oh touche!
6.
7. Yes. But he would jump off even if they weren't.
8. Good.
9. I hate people who have names that are too long to put in my phone. Fuck you, Maddi Therese Stoppleworth.
10. Damn.
2. Well they're the whitest black people ever.
3. Surre.
4. Yes...
5. Oh touche!
6.

7. Yes. But he would jump off even if they weren't.
8. Good.
9. I hate people who have names that are too long to put in my phone. Fuck you, Maddi Therese Stoppleworth.
10. Damn.
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His name is Lamar.
I made him gay.
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2. You gave him a black person name.
3. It looks physically impossible to tie a scarf like that.
4. One eye is bigger than the other.
5. You made him a Hitler youth, great job.
6. I want his scarf.
7. Why is he wearing pastels in January?
8. Is this comment critical enough?
9. What's his middle name?
10. I needed to have a ten because it just felt right.