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[G]reetings denizens. My name is Professor Chadwick T. Holiday, and I am Baron of Bad Work Ethics, Prince of Procrastination, King of Timekillers and Lord of the Lazies. :>

I like to pretend I'm British. My English is, therefore, incredibly lofty and pretentious. 8D Bow before my superior diction and upper-level vocabulary. Ohoho!

ALSO.

I'm bored a lot, so you should MSN me if you're cool 8D

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Gender: Male
Nationality: Half cougar, half lumberjack, half plant and a teaspoon of oregano.
Location: Within shooting range.

Likes: Pretty things. Writing.
Dislikes: Not pretty things. Not writing.
Books: Young teen novels: Keys to the Kingdom, Artemis Fowl, Redwall, The Gideon Trilogy Pretentious classics: Tale of Two Cities, The Idiot, Count of Monte Cristo, Shakespearean items.
Films: Tokyo Godfathers, Old Boy, Paprika, Sixth Sense, The Producers
Music: Beethoven.
Item of choice: You.

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10 FREE SKETCHES + ANECDOTE.

Posted on 14th Oct at 9:01 PM

ANECDOTE OF THE DAY...ER. CENTURY:
[in which Pavlov relates a story of egg hatred.]

[Y]OU KNOW WOT TIME IT IS KIDS?

THAT'S RIGHT!

IT'S PAVLOV ANECDOTE TIME.

Well, since nothing interesting has been happening to me lately, I suppose I shall relate to you folks the reason why I REVILE eggs so much.

SOOO. Over the summer my mother decides to tear me away from my computer and force me to accompany her to her friends' house. Which is just fine and dandy save for two things.

No cable. And no airconditioning.

NEEDLESS TO SAY. I lapsed into a terrible state of ennui and discomfort. So much so that I decide to plop down and read a children's book. xD It seemed innocuous enough for it was, after all, a Goosebumps book. Egg Monsters from Mars. Even the title tickled my fancy a little.

After half an hour, I come upon a part that just SCREAMED man!rape to me. The character, Dana, was SMOTHERED by egg goop and, although he struggled valiantly for a bit, gave into the "warmth they provided for him." Of course, I dismissed it after a few moments. I am, after all, a lewd, lewd, lewd little man.

That is.

Until I came upon the ending.

At the ending.

Dana.

Lays.

An.

EGG.

laksjdfafklajdf IT WAS THEN THAT MY MIND BLEW UP. MALE PREGANCY. ME BEING RIGHT ABOUT IMPLY'D!RAPE. EVERYTHINNGGGGGG.

I WENT BACK TO FIND ALL THE PHALLIC IMAGERY. THROBBING PURPLES EGGS. LARGE. AND HOT. AND THROBBING.

IT WAS.

HORRIBLE.

Later that night we went out to eat pad thai. Which I could not swallow. FOR. ONCE ONE HAS BEEN TRAUMATIZED. THERE IS NO GOING BACK -SOB-

And yeah and here is proof that such a book exists.

Moral: Don't trust R.L Stine..

SKETCHESSSS//THE ACTUAL MEAT OF THIS JOURNAL:
[in which Pavlov gets to the point of this journal.]

[I] think I swore once that I'd never give art out for free. Well. I lied. xD Kinda.

From

's journal.

So, the first ten people to comment on this journal get a free sketch request - provided that they then, in turn, do ten free sketches. In other words, if you want a sketch, you comment AND you put this up in your journal. NO CHEATING.

Sketches will uh. Be of varying quality? xD I donno. It might be like this or it might be something quickly CG'd on paintchat like this. [see left >3>;;] or an MSpaint chibi like this// this. I guess it depends on your OC/request? 8D That's all.

>>>+ 1.

's Maddie
>>>+ 2.